Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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