so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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