Nicole vs. Life
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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