So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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