No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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