I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
