I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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