Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
honey bunches of taint.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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