Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Randomize
