whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
My vagina is very pro this idea
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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