SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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