You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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