we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
