Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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