Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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