one two three fourrrrnication!
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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