all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
