No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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