we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
