i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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