yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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