Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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