At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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