if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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