Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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