I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just pee around me
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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