Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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