She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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