Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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