I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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