I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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