Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
