at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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