Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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