i think i have herpe
just one?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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