its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
A bitchslap is in order.
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