your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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