I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
