dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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