Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
you are never too drunk for berry picking
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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