He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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