the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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