I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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