So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
