My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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