i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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