I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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