? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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