Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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