he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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