he shaved USA in his pubs
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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