Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
