Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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