The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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