I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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