Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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